This week’s spam was pretty typical–offers to enhance or enlarge a body part I don’t have. Then I came across this subject line.

Herbal science comes to your rescue!

This one could be interesting, I thought. Would herbal science help me earn more money? Send me on an extended vacation? Bring me a millionaire?

Sadly, it was the same old, same old. Honestly, I’m ready for spammers to figure out that I’m not the target gender for this crap.

I’ve decided Saturday is a good day to share a little silly spam. In this week’s inbox was a message with this subject line:

Women acknowledge, that big phalli are more attractive

Overlooking the unnecessary comma issue, I have to say that any man with phalli is not one I will call attractive. In fact, I would defintely run away from from the phalli.