Here’s my latest out-of-office message, set to go out to work e-mails I receive beginning today.

Yes, folks, I’m not in the office today. I’m making a personal exit to Eden. Yes, Eden. Don’t know where it is? Neither do I, but the person driving does. I hope.

I’m planning to lose myself in the first garden I find there. If I find my way out again, I’ll respond to your e-mail when I’m back in the office on Monday. If not, well . . . come find me in the Garden of Eden.

I’m going to enjoy a much-needed vacation.